All right, so how about we decide what each one of us will do in the upcoming war?
I'm going to read it out loud, so look at the paper in front of you for reference.
Well, first of all, England will be my support.
What?
Next, France will be my support.
And lastly, Russia will be in charge of an important duty: My support!
That is all!
Umm, I have a question.
What exactly will you be doing?
England -> My support France -> My support Russia -> My support
Very good question, Russia!
Obviously...
I'll be the hero!
HETALIA
England -> My support France -> My support Russia -> My support
Rejected.
No way an idiotic strategy like that will work.
You again?
You've always loved to deny things.
Well, what I really want to deny is your existence itself...
You're just a hick.
Quit acting like the leader here.
Oh, and becoming an independent nation after all we've done for you...
Is your mind filled with hamburgers as well?
Well, let me have a say in this as well.
The scone that you served me when I went over to your house the other day.
Scone
That was really disgusting.
Is that something to say to someone who put effort into making it for you?!
Was it all a part of your clever scheme? Huh?
That
And thus, the Allies began their meeting.
HETALIA
Hey, how about you guys leave it at that?
We're in the middle of an important meeting here!
Oh, France...
Wow, France just came up with a sound argument...
Y-Yeah, I'll admit.
I may have been acting a bit childish.
Hey! What the hell are you acting all mature for?
Seriously, you guys...
Aren't there a lot of things that you have to do before you start fighting?
Like doing something about those uncool uniforms of yours.
Uncool
You're just too flashy!
Why, thank you.
super flashy
blue
red
Apparently, his uniform is so flashy that it makes him an easy target for his enemies. He gets beaten up a lot because of it.
HETALIA
Hey, you're like Italy #2.
Don't act like you're all that!
That's all in the past!
Weak
How are you doing?
England, France, and America are fighting again.
Those Europeans really love to fight. How annoying.
Question 2. If we win, how would we divide the spoils?
If it were me, I could solve this in a second.
Well, our job is done for the day.
Let's go home.
Hey, hey!
Why are you deciding the spoils by yourself?!
No problem.
Why are the allies full of idiots like these...?
HETALIA
Hey, how about we calm down and plan out our tactics from scratch?
Let's calm down a bit
Yeah, you might be right.
Exactly.
Is my plan no good?
Not even close, no.
Kraut
England
France
Anyways, if we distribute ourselves according to our location, it would look like this, right?
Lord Ita
Japan
Russia
China
You deliberately left me out, didn't you?
Huh? Well then, you can go for Japan.
Oh yeah, you don't have to come to Europe either.
Got it!
Let's give it our best, shall we?
America's World Map
And...
America
Where is Japan?
Yep, he's American all right.
Yep, he's American all right
Chibitalia
I-Italy...
Umm... well... I want to learn how to draw from you...
Okay, but you want to draw, Holy Roman Empire?
Darn, this isn't working out...
It looks great!
What's wrong with it?
Oh, the foot...
Here, let me show you.
I... I'm going home for today.
Huh?
nee nee papa wain choudai Hey hey papa, give me wine!
nee nee mama nee nee mama Hey hey mama, hey hey mama!
mukashi ni tabeta boroneeze no I can't forget that taste
ano aji ga wasurerarenainda of the bolognese I ate before!
maru kaite chikyuu Draw a circle, there's Earth!
boku hetalia I'm Hetalia!
aa hitofude de Ah, a fabulous world,
mieru subarashii sekai that can be seen with a paintbrush.
nagagutsu de kanpai da Let's have a toast with our boots!
hetalia
Yo Russia, you were smiling the whole time during that ruckus of a meeting.
You're pretty tough.
Huh? Yeah.
I like watching everyone get rowdy.
I'm sure you know this, but it's vast, cold, and snowy where I live.
I've always been alone in such a place, so I really enjoy things like that.
I see.
Now that I think about it, your place is a troublesome place to live, isn't it?
Oh, and it probably won't be long until I never see your faces again.
My blood boils whenever I think about how those idiots are going to beg for their lives.
Until next time...